What did your mother say that made your jaw drop?
15.06.2025 11:18
“Oh come off it mum what would be the point?”
So I said to my sister “ You mean to say that that you leave two empty seats rather than give them to your brother” I replied in astonishment. - “Well yes thats how it works in our circle!” responded my sister.
Well the other day she came into my shop asking for the usual discount and mentioned that she had tickets for the wimbledon Tennis final but couldn’t go.
Why do men first look at a woman's chest instead of their face?
Well she is so snotty, O.K. she may have married a bit of money, I don’t know but she feels she is above everybody else.
What! how could you do that?
What do you mean son?
When you visit a store, do you go to shop or buy?
My mother said to me “ Why didn’t you speak to me about this before”
What on earth has brought this on, said my mother?
About 30 years back, I was speaking with my mother.
What might be the social consequences of an ethnic as opposed to a civic conception of the nation?
Oh I said, can my wife have them she would give her right arm to see a Wimbledon tennis final?
True - how I loved my mum!
Do you know what she said mum?
Why are Trump's and Khan's experiences with authorities in the US and Pakistan similar?
“Mum why is my sister such a bitch!”
Well son “ I think I might have got you some tickets”
She said, “Oh no I can’t give you our tickets, if we can’t go, well we don’t go - it is just not done to give away final tickets.”
What should I do if a girl whom I love asks me to be her friend?
Well I slept with the president of the Lawn tennis Association year ago, I think he may have remembered!!